MONROE COUNTY, Mich. — Want a Valentine’s Day to remember? Want to make an ex’s day miserable at the same time?
A Michigan sheriff is helping former couples do just that.
Sheriff Troy Goodnough has announced his office’s Valentine’s Day Weekend Special, which includes “a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay with luxurious accommodations, and a professional glamour shot that may be posted online for all to enjoy.”
It also comes “with a very special Valentine dinner.”
The catch: It’s not some five-star venue or even a one-star — it’s a trip directly to the booking room and jail.
Goodnough said interested parties can report their ex-Valentine if the ex has outstanding warrants or has drugs or weapons in their cars. All you have to do is provide the ex’s location, and deputies will take over the investigation, WDIV reported.
The sheriff’s office said on Facebook that the program was well received last year so they brought it back for another year.
